Don’t F*** with Ophrah

Posted by xaymaca on Nov 6th, 2007
2007
Nov 6

We are now learning that there isn’t really a place in the world where one can hide from the big O, not even South Africa.  With the recent accusation of sexual misconduct at her girls’ school in South Africa, Ophra appears to be cleaning house, firing the headmistress and letting go of the dorm matron. According to this Washington Post article she has already flown to SA twice and has hired her own investigators to assist the local police.  I almost feel sorry for the bastards.

Burn your Prada?

Posted by xaymaca on Oct 14th, 2007
2007
Oct 14

This article broke my heart today. Just when it was seeming like Blacks were making serious strides in the “fashion” industry.

Runways Fade to White

Published: October 14, 2007

If there is one area where the lessons of chromatic and racial diversity have gone largely unheeded, it is fashion.

Why SuperHead is f***ing it up for the real freaks:

Posted by lisa on Oct 3rd, 2007
2007
Oct 3

Sex is not a weapon. Period. People should not use sex to a) try to keep a partner. b) get some bills paid c) make your partner throw out the trash or paint the garage or give you a back massage.

 

Sex is not to be associated with any emotion. Period. Sex does not mean a) the person you’re fucking is in love with you (regardless of what they scream out) b) the person cares about you. c) the person wants to see you again.

 

 

The simple rule I try to follow is this: do I want something more than a long, intense nut? If the answer is yes, I’m going to have to have a talk with this potential partner BEFORE we get nekked. Now, when you indulge in the freak side, there’s a simple etiquette that should be followed. It’s called discretion. Just because we indulge, that doesn’t mean we have to tell everyone who will listen about our adventures. And if you’re doing it just so you have a story to tell, STOP IT.

 

 

If you enjoy being fisted by someone wearing a lab coat, happy orgasm to you! If you’re obsessed with midget porn, happy stroking! If you want to be the recipient in a bukkake party, with brothas of all shapes, sizes, and colors while someone licks between your legs, and your hands are busy stroking a clit, and someone is lightly twisting your nipples………..sorry, having a moment, but you get the idea.

 

 

In comes Karrine Steffans. She fucked ½ of Hollywood and wrote a book about it. Then she fucked the other half and released a new book this month. Great. Just great.

 

 

So now, she’s spilling all the secrets. And I don’t mean secrets of “who” but secrets of what people like to do in the bedroom. Karrine has accused rappers and radio personalities of being gay or bi. She wrote about giving a certain white, well respected actor an enema. She’s telling it all. Why should I care? I mean, it’s not my pussy right? Well, let me tell you why I care. I care because our community is quick to use one persons irresponsibility as a blanket excuse for what is wrong within the community. People immediately revert back to talk of “needing jesus” in life. Which invariably leads to talk about how sex is “supposed” to be. You know, the married kind, where you have sex on Saturday nights after the kids have been put to bed (and the man is on top). People (in general) do not respond well to change. From birth control to homosexuality, people are still hung up on semantics. Change and new ideas need to be brought about slowly.  Why is there so much faith placed on dogma? Because people know that the minute the planet realizes that sex and people interaction are mutually exclusive, it is no longer effective as a weapon. You can’t string someone along with sex if they can get it however and whenever they want.

 

 

Karrine fucked up on a bunch of levels. First, she was foolish to believe that her pussy and dick sucking skills would bring her fame. The truth is there are a lot of people out there with great pussy, dick, sucking, and licking skills…….what made her popular was the fact that she did it so easily.

Second, she thought she could work the “I made mistakes and I want to keep other young black girls from making the same mistakes” approach and get famous that way.  News Flash: young black women do not aspire to be whores.

We gave her a collective pass after the first book and she writes another? We tried to get rid of the “whore” label for her by giving her a collective passs and she picked that label right back up and attached it to her t-shirt with a second book. 

When Karrine books were published, the freak worlds collective groan was loud enough to be heard in Kerala, India. This was too much information for the community to handle. And what do we do when we don’t understand something? We throw rocks at it. Just about every black woman in America started the chorus of ……

 

“Ewwww she’s a nasty hoe”

 

“See? It’s women like her that I can’t get a man, I mean, why commit to me when they can have her nasty ass for free?”

 

“This is why men don’t respect women”

 

You know the routine. Instead of seeing this for the isolated circus that it is, people use this as an excuse for what is wrong within our community. There is no shame in my freakdom, really, there isn’t. But I have enough sense to understand that not everyone is going to agree with my lifestyle and what I like to do in the bedroom. And when you bottom line it: what I do, in my own bedroom, with another consenting adult isn’t any other their business anyway.

So I keep my mouth shut. Not out of shame or guilt either. I keep my mouth shut because I don’t feel the need to explain my desire for facials to someone who is not going to be providing that service.

 

Karrine, have a seat and shut the fuck up.

 

 

PS: she’s not fooling anybody Karrine Steffans = Karen Stevens.

Why Russell Simmons can kiss my ass:

Posted by lisa on Sep 25th, 2007
2007
Sep 25

Attention conspiracy theorists: Russell Simmons is an agent.

How else do you explain his behavior this year? He spent the early part of the year on radio and television defending ignorant rappers.Russell gave these self-serving, poor product producing, no talent having hacks a pass and wanted us to do the same. He went as far as telling an audience (on Oprah Winfreys show) to think of them as “poets”.

See? This is what happens when you start believing your own hype.

Remember those old skool jams? Russell wasn’t rhyming on those cuts. Remember when UTFO and ‘em started rockin the bubble goose?That wasn’t a Russell creation. So who the fuck is Russell Simmons anyway? Think about that for a second. This man does not have a legitimate piece of hip-hop and yet he is the most recognizable face (in terms of success) attached to it.

Now, before anyone starts talking shit, let me explain to you why Russell (and others ) are not as powerful as we think. Do you know who the following people are? William Socolov, Arthur Russell (Sleeping Bag Records), Rick Rubin (Def Jam Recordings), Steve Plotniki and Corey Robbins (Profile Records), Jerry Allen (BDP Records), Tom Silverman (Tommy Boy Records), Lyor Cohen, and Percy Miller. These are the people behind the scenes that make the decisions. Guess how many are black? One. Percy Miller AKA Master P. I don’t like Master P either but I cant front, he is the ONLY brotha in the business that owns 100% of his masters and the first rapper to be worth over $100 million. If you want to learn about business, follow this cat. Cuz for all the posing, P-Shitty, Jay-Z, and Suge Knight do for the cameras, when you bottom line it: they are bought and paid for. But I digress. A face is needed to convince the public that rap is a credible industry that can bring great success. Enter Russell. But do some diggin people! Who really owns Def Jam? Who owns Phat Farms? If you blurted out Russell, go to the back of the class.

I’m getting way off topic so let me get to my point. Whenever something that is so blatantly wrong happens involving black folks, white folks go scrambling to find someone black to place in front of the camera to say “no, it’s all a misunderstanding”. Russell Simmons has become the ‘go to’ guy. Then, Russell gets the nerve to say he wants to ban all rappers from using the words 1. nigga 2. bitch 3. ho. Aint that some shit? Apparently the man does not see the irony in complaining about something he not only helped create but defended a few months earlier. I don’t advocate the use of the words and they do need to go away……..however my immediate response to this situation was more of a finger pointing blame. Here it is:

You want 3?

Too late punk

Damage already done

You created this

So get ready…..

Eat your words

Swallow your pride

Be more humble

Say you’re sorry

Take your lumps

You want change?

Keep it moving

Walk the walk

Do unto others

Toss the bling

Shun the idiocy

Encourage conscious flows

Skool the fools

Cross your fingers

Pray it works

If it doesn’t

We’re all fucked

I repeat, Russell Simmons is an agent, and so was Tookie.