The Jiggarati

I have a tendency to be lazy and impatient, especially when it deals things that are at their core, stupid.  This will short, sweet, and to the point.  I’m putting fools on blast today. 

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ATTENTION RAPPERS:  If you are over the age of 28, please consider changing your stage name.

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Snoop Dog = Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. born October 20, 1971 ..

Ice T = Tracy Marrow born February 16, 1958   (jeeeeezus, the man will be 50 years old in 4 months!) 

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Master P = Percy Robert Miller born April 29, 1967 

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Ice Cube = O’Shea Jackson born June 15, 1969 

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Busta Rhymes = Trevor Smith born on May 20, 1972 

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Too Short = Todd Anthony Shaw (born April 28, 1966

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DMX = Earl Simmons born on December 18, 1970

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The Game = Jayceon Terrell Taylor born November 29, 1979  (and can we stop with the weird ass spellings? C’mon………it’s Jason for fucks sake!)

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Timbaland = Timothy Z. Mosley born March 10, 1971

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Twista = Cavalier Terrell Mitchell, born on November 27, 1973

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I could be here for days if time allowed but since it doesn’t, I’ll finish with this: We’ll give you a pass cuz we know that in your line of business, you have to grab peoples attention with something hip and catchy.  But now that you’ve gotten our attention, please stop the coonin’..

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And while you’re at it, stop lying about your age. Jay-Z, no one is buying into the ‘38 years old’ bit anymore.  We all know your stank ass is 52…..at least. That’s a bitch move meant for aging, no talent starlets that want to hang on to what little fame they have left.